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May 16, 2009 18:43:53 GMT 1
Post by KING.KONG. on May 16, 2009 18:43:53 GMT 1
A man goes to his doctor about a penis extension. The doctor suggests a baby elephant trunk be stitched on for £3000. To this, the man agrees. Six weeks later, while having a meal with a new woman, he feels an unusual stirring in his pants and thinks 'This is the night'. While chatting over dinner, his cock flies out, steals an apple from the table and goes back. "WOW" says the woman. "Can you do that again?" He says, "My cock can, but I don't think my arse can take another apple."
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May 21, 2009 22:36:31 GMT 1
Post by kuzs67 on May 21, 2009 22:36:31 GMT 1
an elderly couple were having breakfast on their wedding anniversary, when granny says to pa, "Lets have brekkie in the nude like we did 40 years ago, when we were first married." "Ok" says pa and the couple disrobe. Granny gazes across the table at pa and says " My nipples are as hard and as hot for you as they were forty years ago!" Pa replies, " I'm not surprised. Ones in your porridge and the other is in your coffee!"
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