royal marine surrender kit

[readinghammer64]

Royal Marine surrender kit

This kit is exclusivley issued to the Royal Marines, it consists of one white flag, plasty cuffs (enough for 15), hessian blind fold, a aid memoir and comes complete with its own dpm pouch so you can have it atatched to your webbing at all times.

The aid memoir gives the following instructions:

Royal Marines Surrender

Aid Memoir


1 Actions on sighting enemy gun boat, place all weapons on the deck.

2 Calmly raise both hands into the air.

3 Reach into the Royal Marines surrender pouch and withdraw the issue white flag.

4 Then take out the issued plasty cuffs as the enemy wont be expecting the sudden surrender without a fight. last thing we want to do is antagonize them!

5 Blame the female for the navigation error.

6 Once encamped in enemy POW camp use the issue pen & notepad to start recording your experience`s for the big payout from the press on release!

Points to note!


The RM issue flag has been tried and tested in multiple theatre`s of operations from the Falklands to Iran, it measures 6" X 10" and can easily be seen from at least 1000 metres in open water.

Remember 99% need not bid!

£2.50 shipping

paypal only please

All procedes will go to the 'Army' Benevolent Fund!




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[Nickirons]

I think number 5 is right, all those Marines
got captured straying into Iranian waters,
and out of all those Marines, one was a
woman......
Don't need to be a rocket scientist to work
out who was doing the map reading then........

[EXPATHAMMER]

think the should make Tom Tom Go standard issue for women

[essexgirl]

typical men never taking responsibility for their own actions lolol

[EXPATHAMMER]

now come on lol, i dare say they would put it in a nice little shoulder bag with a colour option.........................as long it was a shade of green

essexgirl said:

typical men never taking responsibility for their own actions lolol

[essexgirl]

greens the new black lolol

[EXPATHAMMER]

that should make a lot of peeps happy in Brixton lol

essexgirl said:

greens the new black lolol

[Triple A'mmer]

threelions said:

think the should make Tom Tom Go standard issue for women

u'd only spend fcukin hours explaing what it does!!!!! get em a cab or take em there a drop em off

[essexgirl]

Wots a pair of drums gotta do wiv it ? lolololllllll