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NUNS
May 19, 2007 19:55:16 GMT 1
Post by essexgirl on May 19, 2007 19:55:16 GMT 1
A bus load of nuns die in a crash and go to heaven. St Peter asks the first nun 'have u ever had contact with a penis?' She replies 'Yes I touched one with my finger.' St Peter says 'Dip the finger in Holy water' he then asks the next nun the same question and she replies ' I fondled one' ... 'Put yr hand in the Holy water then' he says. Suddenly there's a big commotion, a nun has pushed to the front of the queue. St Peter asks 'What's up?' and she replies 'If i'm going to gargle with Holy water, i want to do it before Sister Ann sticks her arse in it!'
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NUNS
May 19, 2007 20:08:39 GMT 1
Post by westhambubble on May 19, 2007 20:08:39 GMT 1
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