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Post by Janey on Jan 24, 2007 11:33:34 GMT 1
I'm a little fed up today at work & thought I'd share a couple of text jokes with you all!!!!
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A son asks his dad the difference between "theoretically" & "realistically"...
Dad says thats hard, but I have an idea........
Ask mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1 million quid. Mum says yes......
Dad says now ask your sister if she'll sleep with the newspaper man for 2 million quid. Sister says yes......
Well there you go son, theoretically we're sitting on 3 million quid but realistically we're living with 2 slags .......
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Just rang up to complain about the racism on big brother! Got through to the Offcom call centre but couldn't understand a fuckin word the paki said..........
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My apologies if you have already heard these!!!!
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Post by kidder on Jan 26, 2007 12:23:24 GMT 1
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Post by KO on Jan 28, 2007 19:24:57 GMT 1
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Post by Janey on Jan 31, 2007 20:04:10 GMT 1
Don't you stick your tongue out at me you man........
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Post by Janey on Feb 18, 2007 16:30:16 GMT 1
An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play ANY musical instrument you like!"
Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better then Hendrix! Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton!
Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes! The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong can ye no play it?"
The Octopus says "Play it? I'm gonna fcuk her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!"
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Post by EXPATHAMMER on Feb 18, 2007 21:18:29 GMT 1
:)nice 1 An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play ANY musical instrument you like!" Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better then Hendrix! Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton! Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes! The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong can ye no play it?" The Octopus says "Play it? I'm gonna fcuk her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!"
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Post by footybabe on Feb 23, 2007 15:11:22 GMT 1
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Post by mightyirons89 on Apr 1, 2007 22:24:14 GMT 1
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