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Post by Claret&Blue4ever on Jan 8, 2007 14:17:35 GMT 1
A very loud, large, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Woolworths with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Woolworths.... nice children you've got there -- are they twins?" The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aint! The oldest, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven. Why the fuck would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike, you cunt!?" "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!" i'll get my coat
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Post by kidder on Jan 8, 2007 16:13:23 GMT 1
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Post by footybabe on Jan 8, 2007 17:46:32 GMT 1
nice A very loud, large, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Woolworths with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Woolworths.... nice children you've got there -- are they twins?" The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aint! The oldest, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven. Why the fuck would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike, you cunt!?" "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!" i'll get my coat
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Post by womble on Jan 9, 2007 15:17:11 GMT 1
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