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Nov 24, 2006 13:27:44 GMT 1
Post by footybabe on Nov 24, 2006 13:27:44 GMT 1
A primary school teacher starts her new job at a school on Merseyside and to try and make a good impression on her first day she explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too, are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and asks:
"Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan", she replied.
The teacher continued: "Well if you're not a Liverpool fan, who are you a fan of?".
"I'm a West Ham United fan", Mary answers.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a hammers fan?"
"Because my parents are from the East End and my Mum is a West Ham fan And my Dad is a West Ham fan, so I am a West Ham fan too!".
"Well, said the teacher, in a patronising tone, "that's no reason for you to be a West Ham fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your Mum was a prostitute and your Dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?".
"Then", Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan".
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Nov 24, 2006 15:28:03 GMT 1
Post by Marko on Nov 24, 2006 15:28:03 GMT 1
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Nov 28, 2006 8:11:21 GMT 1
Post by kidder on Nov 28, 2006 8:11:21 GMT 1
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Nov 28, 2006 15:00:13 GMT 1
Post by michael5472 on Nov 28, 2006 15:00:13 GMT 1
hahaha love it
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Dec 5, 2006 23:05:33 GMT 1
Post by womble on Dec 5, 2006 23:05:33 GMT 1
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Dec 7, 2006 12:39:24 GMT 1
Post by footybabe on Dec 7, 2006 12:39:24 GMT 1
lol
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Dec 14, 2006 22:07:40 GMT 1
Post by EXPATHAMMER on Dec 14, 2006 22:07:40 GMT 1
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Dec 14, 2006 22:12:52 GMT 1
Post by womble on Dec 14, 2006 22:12:52 GMT 1
you might wish you had never said that!!!!! when our scouse member arrives, make sure you run for cover........
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Dec 14, 2006 22:18:00 GMT 1
Post by EXPATHAMMER on Dec 14, 2006 22:18:00 GMT 1
i think he's got enough enemys with adding me to his christmas card list, anyway hows things on the salad front lol?? you might wish you had never said that!!!!! when our scouse member arrives, make sure you run for cover........
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Dec 14, 2006 22:55:05 GMT 1
Post by womble on Dec 14, 2006 22:55:05 GMT 1
i think he's got enough enemys with adding me to his christmas card list, anyway hows things on the salad front lol?? you might wish you had never said that!!!!! when our scouse member arrives, make sure you run for cover........ well as long as im not on your enemy list that is all that matters expat............ what has happened to my christmas card!!!! your not gonna let me live that one down are you bout the salad front!!!! sorry there is no action replay....... i might get in big trouble.........
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Dec 14, 2006 23:02:52 GMT 1
Post by EXPATHAMMER on Dec 14, 2006 23:02:52 GMT 1
got ta go bed lol, can't keep my eyes open, catch ya later
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Dec 14, 2006 23:06:17 GMT 1
Post by womble on Dec 14, 2006 23:06:17 GMT 1
got ta go bed lol, can't keep my eyes open, catch ya later nite expat!!!!!!!
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