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Scouser
Sept 18, 2006 10:22:20 GMT 1
Post by Nickirons on Sept 18, 2006 10:22:20 GMT 1
At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers. At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did he say to you?" "I'm not sure" the big scouser replies. "It was something about a job."
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Scouser
Sept 18, 2006 10:25:39 GMT 1
Post by EXPATHAMMER on Sept 18, 2006 10:25:39 GMT 1
:(thats about rite lol At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers. At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did he say to you?" "I'm not sure" the big scouser replies. "It was something about a job."
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Scouser
Sept 18, 2006 11:20:34 GMT 1
Post by westhamsweden on Sept 18, 2006 11:20:34 GMT 1
A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job". The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year". The scouser said "You're bull sh*tting me!" The man behind the counter said "Well you fukin started it!
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Scouser
Sept 18, 2006 17:39:41 GMT 1
Post by Nickirons on Sept 18, 2006 17:39:41 GMT 1
A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job". The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year". The scouser said "You're bull sh*tting me!" The man behind the counter said "Well you fukin started it! For someone who's first language ain't English... 10 out of 10 mate!
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Post by claretandbluee13 on Oct 8, 2006 17:10:09 GMT 1
spot on
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Scouser
Oct 18, 2006 21:20:01 GMT 1
Post by footybabe on Oct 18, 2006 21:20:01 GMT 1
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Scouser
Oct 19, 2006 14:55:32 GMT 1
Post by therealgatesy on Oct 19, 2006 14:55:32 GMT 1
Similar to the first:
Prostitute says to a scouser: "Do you want a blow job?"
Scouser replies: "Will it affect me dole money?"
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