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Post by n75 on Aug 19, 2005 16:20:54 GMT 1
CONFESS THY SINS Four girls go to confession and the priest says, "I'm sorry but I am very busy today so we will do a collective session. Soo, let's cut out the light stuff and get down to business. Anybody touch a penis this week?" The first girl looks down bashfully and says, "I did - but only with my finger.". The priest says, "Put it in holy water and say 3 Hail Marys". The second girl admits that she had used both hands to masturbate her boyfriend. "Put them both in holy water and say 5 Hail Marys", says the priest The third girl immediately heads toward the holy water. The priest says: "Hold it. Where are you going?" The girl says: "Just getting a quick mouth wash before Maria washes her ass."
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Post by babe on Aug 19, 2005 22:02:50 GMT 1
CONFESS THY SINS Four girls go to confession and the priest says, "I'm sorry but I am very busy today so we will do a collective session. Soo, let's cut out the light stuff and get down to business. Anybody touch a penis this week?" The first girl looks down bashfully and says, "I did - but only with my finger.". The priest says, "Put it in holy water and say 3 Hail Marys". The second girl admits that she had used both hands to masturbate her boyfriend. "Put them both in holy water and say 5 Hail Marys", says the priest The third girl immediately heads toward the holy water. The priest says: "Hold it. Where are you going?" The girl says: "Just getting a quick mouth wash before Maria washes her ass." How many hail mary's for the full works, blowjob, and sex let me answer that after the weekend lol.........
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Post by n75 on Aug 22, 2005 10:51:46 GMT 1
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Post by babe on Aug 22, 2005 11:04:44 GMT 1
so is that 30 hail mary's lol.......... just one problem that bird is far prettier than me, wish i did look like her but never mind thats life.............
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