Post by jacko on May 27, 2005 20:57:51 GMT 1
One day, their is a 9-year old boy, his name is Tommy. It's his B-day. His mom is going to take a shower and he asks if he can take a shower too and she says "No", he says "But it's my birthday!" she says "OK, but you can't look up OR down." He says "OK". When they are in the shower Tommy drops the soap and he reaches down and says, "Mommy, what's this?" his mom says, "that's mommy's hotdog bun". Then, tommy looks up to put the soap back and says, "Mommy, what are those?" his mom says, " those are mommys mustard and ketchup bottles." Later that night Tommys dad is going to take a shower and tommys dad says "no" and tommy says "but its my birthday and so his dad says yes and that he cant look down, again tommy drops the soap and says"daddy, whats that?" tommys dad says,"thats daddys hotdog" later that night tommy is in his room and their is a storm going on outside so, tommy gos into his parents room and says ,"moomy, daddy, can sleep w/you?"they say no and he says,"but its my birthday",and they say,"ok, just dont look under the covers." a little later tommy gets scared cause he cant find his teddy, so he looks under the covers and sees his parents fucking each other. he says'" mommy! get your mustard and ketchup bottles, daddys putting his hotdog in your bun!"