Post by jacko on May 19, 2005 22:18:28 GMT 1
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he
walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby
bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and
starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads
to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their
fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going
to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum
powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His
wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed. "Where
the hell have you been?!" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the
store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use
the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a
few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with
powder and... "You God damn liar!! You went bowling again!!"
walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby
bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and
starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads
to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their
fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going
to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum
powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His
wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed. "Where
the hell have you been?!" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the
store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use
the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a
few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with
powder and... "You God damn liar!! You went bowling again!!"