Post by KING.KONG. on May 16, 2009 18:43:53 GMT 1
A man goes to his doctor about a penis extension. The doctor suggests a baby elephant trunk be stitched on for £3000. To this, the man agrees.
Six weeks later, while having a meal with a new woman, he feels an unusual stirring in his pants and thinks 'This is the night'.
While chatting over dinner, his cock flies out, steals an apple from the table and goes back.
"WOW" says the woman. "Can you do that again?"
He says, "My cock can, but I don't think my arse can take another apple."
Six weeks later, while having a meal with a new woman, he feels an unusual stirring in his pants and thinks 'This is the night'.
While chatting over dinner, his cock flies out, steals an apple from the table and goes back.
"WOW" says the woman. "Can you do that again?"
He says, "My cock can, but I don't think my arse can take another apple."
