Big changes in little Charlton. Gal and Clyde have taken swift action to quell the rebellion in the Gonads ranks. In a shock move, the terrible twins of punk SACKED Spider Mike as manager, SUSPENDED Chili Jon from the band and SENT Tucker Junior after all of those snivelling reprobates who owe us money. They then appointed SI SPANNER as the new manager. Clyde said: "Si is a veteran hooligan of the first order. He used to play guitar with the Gonads, so he understands us. He's also a purveyor of high class gentlemen's entertainment, which can only be a good thing." In other shock moves, Kev The Hammer was made new head of security and Natalie Turner has joined the Gonadettes. Said Si: “The Gonads are one of the true legends of Streetpunk and ska and it's about time they started acting like it. Under my watch the band will record more and play live gigs.” Oi oi! About bleedin' time.