Post by jay4westham on Jul 19, 2007 21:20:15 GMT 1
Upon hearing that her elderly friend had just passed away, Doris went straight to visit her 95-year-old friend and comfort her.
When she asked how her elderly husband had died, her friend replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning
Horrified, Doris told her friend that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied her friend. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and Slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive today if the ice cream van hadn't come along...."
When she asked how her elderly husband had died, her friend replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning
Horrified, Doris told her friend that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied her friend. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and Slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive today if the ice cream van hadn't come along...."
