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Post by Nickirons on Jun 23, 2007 18:23:37 GMT 1
A man suddenly dies at work, and the widow prepares the funeral arrangements, two days later the Undertakers call... "I'm very sorry to intrude on your grief but there is a slight problem, your husband had a massive hard on when he died and we can't get the coffin lid shut, what we normally do, is cut it of and stick it up his arse and no one is any the wiser" The widow agrees to this and the on the day of the funeral evrybody is in the house with the coffin and the man lying in it as the mourners are walking past to pay thier last respects. Just before the lid is shut and put in the Hearse, the widow leans over to give her husband a final goodbye peck on the cheek when she notices a little tear rolling down his face. The widow looks at her dead husband lying in the coffin with his own dick up his arse and says..... "See, fucking hurts don't it!!"...........
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