Be Strong Honey

[essexgirl]

A man escapes from a prison where he's been
locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money
and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He
orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a Chair. While tying
the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top Of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over
to his wife: "Listen, This guy is an escaped convict. Look at his
clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen
a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,
don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy
him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong,
honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks
you're cute, and asked if we had Any Vaseline. I told him it was
in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too."