Post by hammer021 on Mar 16, 2007 20:49:34 GMT 1
During the brake on work husband call his home, and his son pick up the phone:
"Hey son,what are you doing?"
"I'm playing with my toys in hallway."
"Why not you playing in your room son?"
"I can"t because mummy and milkman are there!"
"What are they doing?"-father ask
"I don't know,but i can hear laughing and something like yeah,yeah oh yeah!"
"Son listen me carefully,do you know where is my pistol?"
"Yes."
"Take it"
"But daddy you always ban that to me."
"TAKE IT!"
After few minutes:"I took it father"
"Ok,now go to your room and shoot mummy and milkman"
DOOM,DOOM
"I'm done daddy!"
"Ok,now bury milkman in the garden,and drop mummy in the pool!"
"But daddy we don't have garden and pool?!"
"What,is that 0870 105 23060?"
"No!"
"Sorry,wrong number!"
"Hey son,what are you doing?"
"I'm playing with my toys in hallway."
"Why not you playing in your room son?"
"I can"t because mummy and milkman are there!"
"What are they doing?"-father ask
"I don't know,but i can hear laughing and something like yeah,yeah oh yeah!"
"Son listen me carefully,do you know where is my pistol?"
"Yes."
"Take it"
"But daddy you always ban that to me."
"TAKE IT!"
After few minutes:"I took it father"
"Ok,now go to your room and shoot mummy and milkman"
DOOM,DOOM
"I'm done daddy!"
"Ok,now bury milkman in the garden,and drop mummy in the pool!"
"But daddy we don't have garden and pool?!"
"What,is that 0870 105 23060?"
"No!"
"Sorry,wrong number!"