Pinch my NIPPLES

[essexgirl]

PINCH MY N I P P L E S
> >Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives
>you
> >a hard time -
> >
> >A woman went to a Tesco customer service counter and told the clerk she wanted
>a
> >refund for the toaster she bought because it wouldn't work. The clerk
>told
> >her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
> >
> >Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
> >
> >"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> >PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> >PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
> >
> >The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
> >in front of a growing crowd of customers.
> >
> >The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
> >She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that
> >he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
> >
> >Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,
> >
>& gt;"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> >PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> >PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
> >and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!
> >
> >In shock, the store manager pleads,
> >"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
> >
> >In a huff, the woman says,
> >
> >"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
> >MY NIPPLES PINCHED
> >WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"
> >
> >The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
>

[armyrobbo]

wehn ya copyin an email u could at least take out the >>
women eh....lazy

[essexgirl]

I couldnt be arsed bahhhhhhhh lololol