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Post by Nickirons on May 11, 2006 16:50:38 GMT 1
A 747 is on a trip from JFK Airport to London over the Atlantic when over the speakers comes a message "Ladies and gentlemen unfortuatley we have lost all of our engines and will be hitting the ocean at 800 MPH in two minutes, good luck" All of a sudden a beautiful 18 year old blonde stands up and says "Will one of you men here please help me, I'm a virgin and I want one of you to make me feel like a real woman before I die" Dave stands up and says "Don't worry love, I'm on the case" and slowly and seductivley unbuttons his shirt, throws it to the girl who catches it and says to her "Here, fucking iron that!!"  |
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Post by hotpants on May 11, 2006 17:05:15 GMT 1
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Post by footybabe on May 14, 2006 15:24:55 GMT 1
 A 747 is on a trip from JFK Airport to London over the Atlantic when over the speakers comes a message "Ladies and gentlemen unfortuatley we have lost all of our engines and will be hitting the ocean at 800 MPH in two minutes, good luck" All of a sudden a beautiful 18 year old blonde stands up and says "Will one of you men here please help me, I'm a virgin and I want one of you to make me feel like a real woman before I die" Dave stands up and says "Don't worry love, I'm on the case" and slowly and seductivley unbuttons his shirt, throws it to the girl who catches it and says to her "Here, fucking iron that!!"
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Post by hotpants on May 14, 2006 15:35:01 GMT 1
A 747 is on a trip from JFK Airport to London over the Atlantic when over the speakers comes a message "Ladies and gentlemen unfortuatley we have lost all of our engines and will be hitting the ocean at 800 MPH in two minutes, good luck" All of a sudden a beautiful 18 year old blonde stands up and says "Will one of you men here please help me, I'm a virgin and I want one of you to make me feel like a real woman before I die" Dave stands up and says "Don't worry love, I'm on the case" and slowly and seductivley unbuttons his shirt, throws it to the girl who catches it and says to her "Here, fucking iron that!!" why do you think hes called nickirons......... as he is good with the iron!!!!! |
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Post by footybabe on May 14, 2006 16:11:10 GMT 1
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Post by Nickirons on May 15, 2006 0:26:37 GMT 1
why do you think hes called nickirons......... as he is good with the iron!!!!! Not too far from the truth that  iron everything myself 'cos I don't know what I'd do if someone burnt a whole in my 1964 shirt |
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Post by hotpants on May 15, 2006 0:29:25 GMT 1
why do you think hes called nickirons......... as he is good with the iron!!!!! Not too far from the truth that iron everything myself 'cos I don't know what I'd do if someone burnt a whole in my 1964 shirt im good at burnin the carpet with the iron....... had a little mishap when i was pregnant, but we wont go into that one...... i like ironin its very theraupeutic........ but i will leave you to ironin ur items of value...... |
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Post by footybabe on May 15, 2006 13:09:44 GMT 1
ironing theraupeutic  |
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Post by hotpants on May 15, 2006 13:13:02 GMT 1
ironing theraupeutic yes get some good music on...... away you go!!!! |
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