Post by jacko on May 19, 2005 22:19:31 GMT 1
Now I don't know if any of you have heard this before but here it goes.
There once was a man who had a prostitute for a wife.So he had to do her
almost every night so that she wouldn't cheat on him. So one day he was
going off on a business trip and he wanted to buy her something to think
of him with without cheating on him. so he goes to a "toy" shop and ask
the owner for one of their best dildos. the owner says " Oh well why
dont you try our Magical Dildo". " your magical what?" the man
responded. The owner picks up a case. " Magical Dildo" he replied
opening the case. " take a look" he said. So the owner demenstrated with
the magical dildo saying " Magical Dildo, the left corner of that wall"
so it flew to that corner. "Magical Dildo, the ceiling" so it flew to
the celling. "Awesome," the man said "I'll buy it!" so he did and before
leaving for his business trip he gave it to his wife for her pleasure.
So when she was alone and when he left she took out the dildo and said,
"Magical Dildo, my vagina" so it did its thing and at first she seemed
to like it. But then it wouldn't quit and kept going deeper and deeper.
She screamed and thought about calling an ambulance but at this rate she
thought it would take too long. so she went in her car and speed down
the street to go towards the hospital. But, she was pulled over by an
officer. She explained her story to the officer, but he laughed and said
"Magical Dildo my ass".
There once was a man who had a prostitute for a wife.So he had to do her
almost every night so that she wouldn't cheat on him. So one day he was
going off on a business trip and he wanted to buy her something to think
of him with without cheating on him. so he goes to a "toy" shop and ask
the owner for one of their best dildos. the owner says " Oh well why
dont you try our Magical Dildo". " your magical what?" the man
responded. The owner picks up a case. " Magical Dildo" he replied
opening the case. " take a look" he said. So the owner demenstrated with
the magical dildo saying " Magical Dildo, the left corner of that wall"
so it flew to that corner. "Magical Dildo, the ceiling" so it flew to
the celling. "Awesome," the man said "I'll buy it!" so he did and before
leaving for his business trip he gave it to his wife for her pleasure.
So when she was alone and when he left she took out the dildo and said,
"Magical Dildo, my vagina" so it did its thing and at first she seemed
to like it. But then it wouldn't quit and kept going deeper and deeper.
She screamed and thought about calling an ambulance but at this rate she
thought it would take too long. so she went in her car and speed down
the street to go towards the hospital. But, she was pulled over by an
officer. She explained her story to the officer, but he laughed and said
"Magical Dildo my ass".
